Procrastination Recipe

Procrastination on a 10 Page Paper

Needed things

  • Project due date
  • Lazy student
  • Distractions
  • Energy drinks
  • Anxiety
  • Lots of panic

So your 10 page paper on a table is due in 48 hours. Good luck. Cancel all plans and cram as much as you can in there.



  1. Spend the first 2-3 hours researching your topic
  2. Reward yourself with 15-30 minutes of youtube/ videogames
  3. Lunch is coming up, so go prepare that
  4. 4-5 hours have passed, you should create a outline
  5. Spend 30-60 minutes on an intro
  6. Reward yourself again
  7. For the first two pages, write only about the creators of the table
  8. Give your hand some rest, It’s been almost 8 hours of typing
  9. Realise you spent too much time procrastinating
  10. Panic (10-15 minutes)
  11. Spend the next 4-6 hours typing
  12. Go back and edit sentences
  13. Edit again to make longer sentences
  14. Relax , you spent all day writing
  15. Go to bed
  16. Don’t sleep for 3-8 hours
  17. Panic in bed
  18. Get out of bed
  19. Eat breakfast while working on the paper
  20. Add citations
  21. Add more Sentences
  22. Realize you only need two more pages
  23. Nap
  24. Nap too long
  25. Wake up in a panic
  26. Rush the paper
  27. Realize the paper is too short
  28. Add more citations
  29. Extend sentences
  30. Submit

Notes: It’s your fault you had 48 hours