1. Buy Bread (Preferably whole wheat), Buy favorite brand of jelly(Welch’s is the best), Buy your preferred brand of peanut butter.
2. Find a clean flat surface and a clean plate and a butter knife.
3. Remove two slices of bread making sure to skip that weird top slice.
4. Place both slices on the plate.
5. Open the jelly and using the butter knife spread some of the jelly on 1 slice of the bread, dont skimp!
6. Rinse off and dry the butter knife.
7. Open the peanut butter and proceed to spread the peanut butter on the remaining slice.
8. Place both slices together.
9. Clean up any crumbs and wash the knife.
10. Take the plate into the living room and eat the sandwich while watching the latest season of Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad.