1. Buy Bread (Preferably whole wheat), Buy favorite brand of jelly(Welch’s is the best), Buy your preferred brand of peanut butter.
2. Find a clean flat surface and a clean plate and a butter knife.
3. Remove two slices of bread making sure to skip that weird top slice.
4. Place both slices on the plate.
5. Open the jelly and using the butter knife spread some of the jelly on 1 slice of the bread, dont skimp!
6. Rinse off and dry the butter knife.
7. Open the peanut butter and proceed to spread the peanut butter on the remaining slice.
8. Place both slices together.
9. Clean up any crumbs and wash the knife.
10. Take the plate into the living room and eat the sandwich while watching the latest season of Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad.
TO: Jerome Gayle
FROM: Fitzpatrick Phillips
DATE: September 5, 2012
SUBJECT: Critic on PB&J Instructions
First off, very well done list of instructions, Jarome. It’s well written, funny, and very informative (especially leaving out that weird top slice part). I did find a few issues. For starters, I’m not sure where to watch Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad. Netflix? HBO? ThePiratebay? Or rather, it’s not clear for the reader. Next, I’m only up to season 2 of Breaking Bad! I couldn’t possibly skip to the current season. You should have said something like “continue from where you left off” or some such. Finally, you never specified what to do with the remaining bread, peanut butter or jelly. Overall, great job.