Detailed PB&J Tutorial

When making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, there are three variables: the peanut butter, the jelly, and the bread.

They can vary by type, brand, etc. My personal favorite (and also my ultimate comfort food) is SkippyÂŽ Chunky Peanut Butter with Welch’sÂŽ Grape Jelly, on Pepperidge FarmÂŽ Cinnamon Swirl Raisin bread.

To make one, first gather the necessary ingredients and tools.

  • 2 slices of bread
  • Peanut butter
  • Jelly
  • A tablespoon
  • A tabletop
  • A faucet w/ running water (you don’t really have to “gather” it..just prepare your sandwich with one nearby)
  • A plate or napkin **if you’re civilized

Step 0: Place your 2 slices of bread beside one another on your prep surface (be it a napkin, plate, or bare table..gross).

Step 1: Open the jar of jelly and spread 1 heaping tablespoon of it onto one side of one of the slices of bread…

Step 2: Rinse the spoon thoroughly, with warm water, ensuring that NO JELLY remains on it. **Keep in mind that people will hate you if you get jelly in the peanut butter jar.

Step 3:  Open the jar of peanut butter and spread 1 heaping tablespoon of it onto one side of the remaining slice of bread…then lick the remaining peanut butter off of the spoon if you don’t plan on making another sandwich.

Step 4: Assemble the sandwich by placing the two slices of bread together WITH THE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY BOTH INSIDE/BETWEEN (it’s in all CAPS because it’s important…don’t mess this up…the fate of your sandwich depends on it)

…and there you have it. Your sandwich is complete and you’re free to eat it, play checkers with it, or give it away as a kind gift.

How to make PB&J

The easiest way is to buy it at the store 🙂 . I haven’t been making them because i don’t like them. Instead of making peanut butter and jelly i would rather prepare something that is more healthy and not that sweet, for example a sandwich with a lettuce tomato ham and cheese, on a roll.

This is a post about PB&J

  • Get some peanut butter
  • get some  grape jelly or any jelly you like
  • get two or more slices of white or wheat bread 
  • get your butter knife
  • dip it in the peanut butter
  • apply peanut butter to one slice of bread
  • wash your butter knife
  • now dip it in the jelly of your choice
  • spread the jelly on the other slice of bread
  • put the two slices together to form your PB&J sandwich
  • now enjoy it 🙂

The Ultimate PB&J Meal

Here’s how to make the ultimate PB&J Meal

1) Get some Honey Wheat Bread
2) Put on a thick coating of Peanut Butter on one loaf
3) Put a moderate coating of Grape Jelly on the other and combine bread
4) Make yourself some delicious coffee, but not too sweat. Perferbly strong
5) Enjoy the bitterness of the coffee and the sweetness of the sandwich!