(My friend A asked if i like Lorde)
A: Hey bitch do you like lorde?
Me: eh kinda I only like her album melodrama
A: Well, she’s going to have a tour concert in 2022, wanna go?
Me thinking if I have enough money for the concert”
Me: mmm well let’s see how much does it cost? crying emoji
A: well where do you want to sit bitch??? crying emoji
Me: My bad crying emoji
(shows me sc)
(most prices to see her in front of the auditorium is 350)
Me: well how much do you like her? I personally don’t care either way we’re gonna have fun I guess rolling eye emoji
A: Well let’s go to the front row, are you are you’re gonna go?
Me: Yes bitch
(him purchases two tickets)
Me: okay tell me how much I owe you, I’ll pay you when my paycheck arrives