Me to My Mom:

Mom: “Where are you now?”

Me: “College”


Mom: “You got plates?”

Me: “What?”

Mom: “Car license plate”

Me: “Yes we did”

Me to My Sister:
Sis: “Pls”

Sis: “I can’t take it anymore”

Sis: “I should’ve just gone up”

Me: “Calm down”

Me: “Making it a big deal”

Me: “Just do one thing and come up”

Me to My Friend:

Friend: “My feet are fake cute”

Friend: “But I can’t”

Friend: “Men’s feet are disgusting”

Me: “Same!”

Me: “My dad’s got dinosaur feet, so gross”