ENG1101OL10SchmerlerFall2021

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Recipe

Recipe for: Sewing 2 pieces of cloths together 

 

Materials: 

Concentration

Saliva

Needle 

Clew of thread 

Two pieces of cloths 

Scissors 

 

Time: 

From 15 minutes – 1 hour 

 

Instructions:  

  1. First, grab a needle
  2. Next, grab a clew of thread and separate a loose piece of thread from it. 
  3. Then, take that line of thread and lick the tip of it with your saliva so that it would be able to easily enter through the needle’s hole. 
  4. Enter the thread through the hole and measure the length of how long you want your thread to be. 
  5. Cut the thread to your desired length and tie a knot at the end of the thread. 
  6. Next, put the two cloths together and put the needle and thread through both of the cloths. 
  7. Keep pulling the needle through and out the cloths. 
  8. Don’t stay in one place, keep moving along the cloths.  
  9. Keep sewing until you get your desired look. 

 

Emoji Poetry

Everyone is an angel until they make a mistake and get picked up in the white car. There are two options, cars or bars. 

No one ever chooses a coffin. 

They lived their life rocking and rolling until they get drunk out with friends and forget they left the guitar cord in the bathtub.

 It’s safe to eat a dango every once in a while but beware, the penguins will call whales for assistance, beating you out of existence 

with persistence. 

Sunny days can start with rain especially in the British Virgin Islands

There isn’t enough time in the day to see the blue circle in the museum because the mouse with the horn limits you to 30 seconds

But you’re okay with that because you paid in paper clips.

Emoji Poem

Life is always on the move, from day one until the end, like a never ending song,

 

To keep your conscience clean you must stay as sweet as a penguin,

 

Sometimes you have a whale of a time, other days start us sunny, but then it begins to rain on your parade, leaving you trapped under the threat of running out of time,

 

But sometimes you feel blue, but you don’t want anyone to know so you stay quiet as a mouse,

 

But you’ve got to pull yourself together, and keep it going for as long as you can

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