Dialogue 1 Sibling fight

(Standing up and staring at the TV)

Jordan: Why does it this guy not know what to do! He is a noob!

Kingsley: Fortnite is trash you’re better off playing GTA 5 instead of kangaroo simulator.

(Jordan angryliy got up and pushed Kingsley away from him)

Kingsley: I am going to tell mother.

Kingsley: Mom!!

Kingsley: Jordan pushed me!

Jordan: I did not!

Kingsley: He is lying!

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Dialogue 2: Thoughts sometimes

Jordan: How does the Earth Orbit the Sun and not crash into the Sun?

Jean: Well that is because we are in orbit and the only way we crash into the Sun is if the earth leave its orbit.

Jordan: What exactly are you saying?

Jean: The earth is literally falling towards the sun due to its gravity.

Jean: You look confused. Are you confused?

Jordan: Oh I see. How does the sun float in the emptiness of nothingness.

Jean: -____-

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Dialogue 3: Online Calculus 3 Class

Teacher: So the single integral is the area under the 2D graph!

Teacher: The double integral is a way to integrate over a two-dimensional area to find the volume.

Teacher: The triple integral is to find the Volume as-well but with 3 variables.

Teacher: The quadruple integral is to find the space time continuum, in other words the End of the World. Any questions??

(Me sitting in confusion)

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Teacher: No questions? Ok we will move on to the next chapter.

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Dialogue 4: Group Chat

Jordan: There is a girl in class I really like but I don’t know what to say? Andy you have any advise?

Andy: All you have to do is walk up to her a demand that she goes out with you. If she says no then keep trying until that no becomes a yes. Females like a persistent man.

Andy: Also you can use one of my favorite pick up lines I found so far trough a 30 second google search- Do You Have A BandAid? I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.

Kingsley: Hahaha