Jodie: Hey my mom just called. She’s in a prayer right now.

[Daria picks up her phone and goes to messaging]

Daria: Via Whatsapp?

[Jodie replies]

Jodie: Yes

Daria: I’ve been trying to call my mom via Telegram, I downloaded the app on both our phones before she left because I don’t want to use WhatsApp based on what happened last week, if you know what I mean.

Jodie: Wait, what do you mean?

Daria: I read online that WhatsApp won’t allow users to opt out from Facebook’s data sharing and I decided to get Telegram instead to call and text my mom, while she’s at the religious retreat in Europe with your mom.

Jodie: WOW