Last weekend, me and my close friend decided to meet up at our favorite dessert shop called a ā€œPrince Tea House.ā€ We meet very often that when we see each other we usually get on our phones and just be on it the whole time rather than interacting. There was a table next to us with two girls talking loud which was hard not to pay attention to.

Girl 1:

So watchu gettin?

Girl 2:

You know that I eat a lot when I see you, I wish that they had a little bit of everything so that I can just try them all. 

Girl 1:

You fat a** cow (laughs)

Girl 2: 

But you know that I eat like this only when I go out, cuz at home there isnā€™t usually good food, I skip meals a lot, and not wanna eat when Iā€™m alone.Ā 

Girl 1:

Yea thatā€™s what I thought cuz you be eating like cow and sh** but you still skinny as f***.

Girl 2:

Hell yeaaah (giggles). (The waiter comes and they place their orders)

Girl 1:

So Imma get this dessert only (pointing at the menu) with a small regular late, (and the other girl orders a few other things).

Where did you park your car again? Was it the right place? Cuz look these n***** are out and you might get a ticket.

Girl 2: 

Naaah, today is Sunday and after 7 p.m. you donā€™t pay for meters so we good.

Girl 1:

I donā€™t wanna drive for some reason, there is too much sh** to think about. 

Girl 2:

I mean yeahh but then you get used to it and not be dependent on crappy MTA 

Girl 1:

I see. 

(Then the food arrives and they begin eating).