Last weekend, me and my close friend decided to meet up at our favorite dessert shop called a “Prince Tea House.” We meet very often that when we see each other we usually get on our phones and just be on it the whole time rather than interacting. There was a table next to us with two girls talking loud which was hard not to pay attention to.

Girl 1:

So watchu gettin?

Girl 2:

You know that I eat a lot when I see you, I wish that they had a little bit of everything so that I can just try them all. 

Girl 1:

You fat a** cow (laughs)

Girl 2: 

But you know that I eat like this only when I go out, cuz at home there isn’t usually good food, I skip meals a lot, and not wanna eat when I’m alone. 

Girl 1:

Yea that’s what I thought cuz you be eating like cow and sh** but you still skinny as f***.

Girl 2:

Hell yeaaah (giggles). (The waiter comes and they place their orders)

Girl 1:

So Imma get this dessert only (pointing at the menu) with a small regular late, (and the other girl orders a few other things).

Where did you park your car again? Was it the right place? Cuz look these n***** are out and you might get a ticket.

Girl 2: 

Naaah, today is Sunday and after 7 p.m. you don’t pay for meters so we good.

Girl 1:

I don’t wanna drive for some reason, there is too much sh** to think about. 

Girl 2:

I mean yeahh but then you get used to it and not be dependent on crappy MTA 

Girl 1:

I see. 

(Then the food arrives and they begin eating).