Everyone is an angel until they make a mistake and get picked up in the white car. There are two options, cars or bars. 

No one ever chooses a coffin. 

They lived their life rocking and rolling until they get drunk out with friends and forget they left the guitar cord in the bathtub.

 It’s safe to eat a dango every once in a while but beware, the penguins will call whales for assistance, beating you out of existence 

with persistence. 

Sunny days can start with rain especially in the British Virgin Islands

There isn’t enough time in the day to see the blue circle in the museum because the mouse with the horn limits you to 30 seconds

But you’re okay with that because you paid in paper clips.