1

[After losing another Arena Battle]

Jon: Bro, I was so happy when she said she was leaving after this game. Then she said another… Like f*** off, Dog s*** player.

[Rakib starts typing]

Rakib:WE’VE BEEN ON A LOSING STREAK BECAUSE SHE WON’T GET OFF DOUBLE PISTOLS AND KEEPS UPGRADING THEM WHEN SHE HAS THE LEAST DAMAGE, KILLS AND ETC.(Calmly types and loses caps lock) I even asked her to change her loadout so let’s see if she does…

[One game later and Rakib starts typing]

Rakib: IS SHE STILL USING DOUBLE PISTOLS BRO?!?!

Jon: Yep P2020 + Mozam, had no damage and no kills again. Wish she could leave already. 

[She leaves since she had to go]

Rakib & Jon: We can finally win games now!

[Goes on a 10 win streak with randoms on the team]

2

[Rakibs opens his phone after hearing a message notification]

Mom: Get oil

Rakib: Ok, where and how much?

Mom: $7 and the store where you get oil from.

Rakib: Where is the place located?

Mom: Where you always get oil. The supermarket.

[Rakib is slightly annoyed]

Rakib: There are four super markets in a 5 block radius of where we live, be more specific. 

Mom: The only place you go for oil!

Rakib: I go to either or but I don’t know which one you want me to go to for this sale you speak of.

Mom: I’ll just get home and get it, you’re useless.

3

Angie: Tacos?

Rakib: What? (confused by the abrupt single worded message)

[Half an hour passes]

Angie: Cinco de Mayo, $2 tacos any toppings

Rakib: Sure.

4

[Rakib wakes to see a snap o his phone from his friend]

Ellerby: You coming on?

Rakib: It’s 5 in the morning…

Ellerby: You said 10 am.

Rakib: I said 10 am est

Ellerby: You sure?

[Slightly annoyed]

Rakib: Yes, bruv go get you tea and crumpets in 2 hours bruv.

Ellerby: Slag off.

[Rakib goes back to bed]