Dialogue 1:
Keandre: I warned you did I?
DeAndre: Don’t rub it in
Keandre: But yea this is the result
Keandre: Remember the vaccine exposes your body to a controlled version of Covid
Keandre: So rn, this is your going through COVID
DeAndre: I hate it here
Keandre: Lmfaoo
Keandre: How is it now
DeAndre: About the same
Keandre: feels manageable now or still a problem
DeAndre: Still the same
Keandre: It’s ok, you’ll love
DeAndre: I do love
DeAndre: It’s a weird emotion
Keandre: Live*
DeAndre: But we all go through it
DeAndre: Together
DeAndre: As one
Keandre: I fuckin hate you
DeAndre: Love you too bro
Dialogue 2:
Timestamp: Monday April 12, 11:40 Am
Group members: Stacy, Deborah, Greg, Diane, Timothy
Stacy: Did everyone get everything for the surprise party for Amoure?
Deborah: What was I supposed to get again?
Stacy: This is why I don’t trust you to do anything important
Greg: Damn girl what’s wrong with you?
Deborah: It’s just been a busy week
Stacy: WE HAD 4 MONTHS TO PLAN THIS
Greg: ….
Stacy: Anyway, where’s the checklist
Deborah: I kinda lost the list a while back
Greg: You are hilarious
Stacy: You just really want me to lose my shit don’t you?
Stacy: All you had to do was hold on to the damn list
Diane: Someone send me $10 I’m hungry
Stacy: Diane if you don’t stfu
Greg: LOLLLL
Stacy: Okay so the plan is we go into the house with the spare key and set up with the balloons. Deborah will get the cake she ordered about a week ago and put it in the bedroom until Amoure comes. After that the gifts will be given after the party sounds good?
Timothy: What’s going on?
Stacy: Sometimes I wonder why I’m friends with any of you
Stacy: Deborah how much was the cake?
Deborah: What cake? I didn’t order any cake
*Stacy left the chat*
Dialogue 3:
*Both enters kitchen*
Cassey: Can you give the baby the bottle
Keith: Where is it?
Cassey: Where it usually is
Keith: Be a little more specific
Cassey: So you really don’t know where we keep the baby’s bottle?
*Keith exits kitchen*
*Cassey follows behind him*
*Both enter living room*
Keith: Why must you start arguments this early in the morning?
Keith: All I asked was where was the bottle
Cassey: If you were home more often instead of leaving me with the baby MAYBE JUST MAYBE YOU’LL KNOW WHERE WE KEEP THE BOTTLE
Keith: Why are you raising your voice?
Cassey: Where were you last night?
Keith: I went out with my guy friends
Cassey: Your location says you were in another state. I’m going to ask again; Where.Were.You.Last.Night?
Keith: I don’t have to answer this
*Keith leaves the house *
*Cassey falls to the floor and begins crying*
Dialogue 4:
Reporter 1: Here comes Charlie out running Furious
Reporter 2: Dandelion slowly but surely catching up
Reporter 2: Charlie closing the lead on Furious
Reporter 2: Snicker making his way from last to 5th standing
Reporter 1: Dandelion passing out Stallion
Reporter 1: Stallion head-to-head with Snicker
Reporter 1: All horses closing on the final lap
Reporter 2: Snicker passes his way to 3rd place
Reporter 1: Stallion passes out Snicker and takes 2nd place
Reporter 1: Just a few more seconds
Reporter 2: Dandelion coming from around the corner
Reporter 1: It’s not Dandelion and Stallion making their way to the finish line
Reporter 2: Stallion in first
Reporter 1: Dandelion now back in first
Reporter 2: It’s a back-and-forth match
Reporter 2: And now the winner is Dandelion with Stallion in second followed by Snicker, Furious, and Charlie.
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