Old Farmer Joe is sitting in her alaskan mansion in the city sipping on caprisun in her favorite champagne glass gifted to her by the President of United Emirates. She had been forcefully retired after the media portrayed her bus accident as an act of terrorism. She had been the only one to survive the massive pile-up on that day. So now she sits in her mansion watching her cows.


One day she woke up she could feel something was wrong it was too quiet. She looked out the window and the cows were nowhere to be seen. Old Farmer Joe rushed outside and stared at what used to be the field that the cows once roamed on. Not only were the cows gone the small field they resided in was also gone, what was left behind could only be described as a Minecraft chunk error. A perfectly square hole going down further than she could see. Old Farmer Joe was devastated all her hard-earned cows were gone she dropped to her knees and started crying. Suddenly she heard a quiet “spluuge”. It was one of the cows! Without a second thought, she jumped. It was just like base jumping but without a parachute and her body stomach of what is basically zero gravity and after a few seconds she passed out.


When Old Farmer Joe woke up she was soaking wet and cold but unhurt. It was too dark to see if there was anything around her as the only light was the tiny speck above. She wanted to find her cows but everything was just confusing. Why was here a giant square hole? She thought she heard a cow in this hole but it was dead quiet in this here. Without light it is near impossible to search for the cows. Not sure what to do Old Farmer Joe opened the menu and logged out.