Grey: Don’t forget to do ur lil magicami shit or whatever
if u do have magicami shit to do
Damn ok
Goodbye
Eli: boi what you mean
Grey:
Eli: you don’t wanna join me for magicami shit
hmpf
Grey: Damn
Eli: why you crying
you bully
!
Grey: Cuz u bully
U Big bully man
Eli: you’re bullying me
spinning your tales around against me
making me think it’s my fault
;-;
Grey: Nah
Nah
Nah
Whyulie
Eli: it’s cool
you’re diamond
i’m silver
I get it okay
;-;
it’s cool bro
Grey: Who’s the bullly?
me fam
Eli: >me fam
me >fam
Grey: 
Eli: >me fam
“you”
Grey: You can’t answer it
I rigged the question
Wait
Eli: that’s why I said you
see
you get it now
Grey: U lowkey could’ve said fam
Eli: you bully!
Grey: Nah
Eli: same thing
Grey: Got some new stuff from magicami?
Eli: uh
there’s an event on
but i’m too lazy to farm it
Grey: Do it
Rrrrnnn
Eli: because no one wants to watch
**sip**
Grey: Or boogieman gonna get you and your waifu
I need new headphones now
My mom took mine hostage
Eli: she’s mine
and she’ll be proteccted forever
!
go jack them back
rrrnnnn
Grey: Hehe
Eli: or i’ll fite her
and prob lose
but fite her none the less
Grey:
Imagine
My son outs on the ryu costume
Eli: “MA, my friend said he’s gonna fite you if you don’t give me back my headphones.”
Grey: But she sleep
Eli: “by the way my friend said hi.”
Grey:
Eli:
Grey:
Eli: also congrats you just helped me with my homework
thanks fam
teehee
Grey: Wait
What
Eli: teehee
*screenshot of assignment sent*
Grey: Shit
It was all a ploy
A swindle
A scam
A scheme
I’ve been schmeckledorfed
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