[Lights goes on in kitchen]
Sam: Mom, when will lunch be ready?
[Mom looks at Sam’s direction and uses a happy tone]
Mom: In an hour!!!
[Later in the evening when Mom’s at work, Sam turns on the light in the living room]
[Ashley stops drawing for a moment and hisses at Sam]
Sam: Why do you hate the dark so much?
Ashley: I like the dark because I hate the light
[Around 11 pm, Mom arrives and after settling down, starts talking to Sam on the coach]
Mom: That girl Ashley used to love traveling, it’s that Pandemic that made her lazy on the laptop all day.
Sam: She also became like a vampire who doesn’t like daylight so much.
[Sam turns off the light and went to sleep until the next morning]
[The next morning, Mom looks at Rick, as he falls asleep during class and wakes him up]
Mom: Poor baby, they’ve been torturing you with long homework.
[Fast forward to the afternoon, where Sam is having lunch]
[Rick rocks on the bed to heavy metal music]
(Annoyed tone)
Sam: Can you stop doing that Rick?!!!
(Annoyed)
Rick: Fine.
Sam: Anyways, why did you stop playing that Dragon Ball mobile game and went to Minecraft?
Rick: The company was being greedy with gacha games, and I decided to go to Minecraft! Where I can build my own world without being pay to win.
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