(Rest)

(Bob bursts into house, Phillip is sitting in the kitchen)

Bob:

Subway is partnered with the Coca-Cola Company now. I don’t know how long this has been a thing for, I just found out today.

(Phillip almost chokes on his beer)

Phillip:

HAhahaha

Bob:

Also, also, also- I copped the Nachos Party Pack from Taco Bell, custi’d out. It finna hit, I know it.

(Bob rests down the box of nachos and unveils its contents)

Phillip:

Dude, what the fuck is even going on right now.

(Phillip chuckles hard)

Bob:

Bro. This is the limited-time Nachos Party Pack. You see the extra long box, there wasn’t even a bag for this. I customized it out, steak, onions, three cheese mix, shredded cheese, all the goods. Dig in, bro, this ’bout to slap.