(A is sitting at his desk. There’s 25 minutes before the lecture begins, so the room is mostly empty. I walks in)
I:
A. I found a monster. A monster, I tell you.
(I shows A an old picture of herself at her cousin’s graduation. A looks, pleasantly surprised)
I:
Why. This is not allowed. This is a crime.
(A smiles brightly)
A:
You look so young, but like a fully grown aunty at the same time. How do you do it? How do you pull that off? Tell us your secret.
(Rest)
I:
Being fat, duh. You know this already.
(I is completely stone-faced. A rests his face in his hand)
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