(Rest)
(Bob bursts into house, Phillip is sitting in the kitchen)
Bob:
Subway is partnered with the Coca-Cola Company now. I don’t know how long this has been a thing for, I just found out today.
(Phillip almost chokes on his beer)
Phillip:
HAhahaha
Bob:
Also, also, also- I copped the Nachos Party Pack from Taco Bell, custi’d out. It finna hit, I know it.
(Bob rests down the box of nachos and unveils its contents)
Phillip:
Dude, what the fuck is even going on right now.
(Phillip chuckles hard)
Bob:
Bro. This is the limited-time Nachos Party Pack. You see the extra long box, there wasn’t even a bag for this. I customized it out, steak, onions, three cheese mix, shredded cheese, all the goods. Dig in, bro, this ’bout to slap.
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