Stupid Dog

My landlady’s dog, 2014, Ning Hu

I took the picture today. It’s my landlady’s dog. His name is Major. I’m not sure what kind of dog he is, but I think he’s a mongrel. He looks quite meek, doesn’t he? But don’t let his appearance fool you, he’s a dirty mongrel. He’s annoying, always barking around the house. He barks so loudly so I can hear his baying from a mile away. And he keeps barking all day and night, now I think I have had insomnia because of him. And he’s filthy, his mistress hasn’t given him a bath for ages, which makes the whole house smell like a wet chicken. He’s also greedy, always pitifully wagging his tail to beg for more foods. If you ignore him or try to shoo him away, he will bite your pants. I don’t always give him foods, but when I do, he still bites my pants. Last time when I was getting too annoyed about this disturbance, I gave him a pack of cat foods, and he bit a big hole in my pants. If he ever does that again, I swear I will feed him an entire bottle of olive oil next time. I hate the stupid dog so much.