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(Bob bursts into house, Phillip is sitting in the kitchen)
Bob:
Subway is partnered with the Coca-Cola Company now. I don’t know how long this has been a thing for, I just found out today.
(Phillip almost chokes on his beer)
Phillip:
HAhahaha, bro how did you even find that out?
(Bob pulls out a Subway footlong sub from his bag)
Bob:
Also, also, also- I copped the Nachos Party Pack from Taco Bell, custi’d out. It finna hit, I know it.
(Bob rests down the box of nachos and unveils its contents)
Phillip:
Dude, what the fuck is even going on right now. You really bought a whole sub and a giant box of nachos?!?
(Phillip chuckles hard)
Bob:
Bro. This is the limited-time Nachos Party Pack. You see the extra long box, there wasn’t even a bag for this. I customized it out, steak, onions, three cheese mix, shredded cheese, all the goods. You know I’m a sick one. Dig in, bro, this ’bout to slap.
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(Adm knocks on C’s bedroom door. He waits patiently)
C:
Come in.
(Adm opens’s the door and enters slowly. C casually looks up from her laptop)
C:
What’s up?
Adm:
May you punch out my back, please? The straps on my posture corrector are messed up, and I’m barely able to fix them on a good day.
(Adm sighs, exasperated)
C:
Punch out your back?
(C smiles in mild amusment)
C:
I’ve never done that before. You know you still have to make attempts even when you don’t have the posture corrector on.
(Adm makes a visible attempt to stand straight, at which C quickly raises an eyebrow)
Adm:
I do. I try to straighten up when I’m standing-
C:
Uh-huh.
Adm:
-laying down, keep my head up, have proper neck support when I sleep, I stretch, I punch out my own back, all that.
(C turns her attention back to her laptop)
C:
Is the posture corrector effective when you can wear it? At least, does it feel like it is?
A:
Yeah, for the most part.
C:
Great! So you should be in tip-top shape.
(Adm subconsciously slouches again in dejection)
Adm:
I still feel unsure and discomfort in spite of, that’s why I asked you in the first place….
I enjoyed the over-joyed dialogue from Bob when he discovered that Subway and Coca-Cola are partnered, and that he got a massive box of nachos.
I enjoyed the dialogue between Bob and Philip. I have done something similar where I have gotten fast food from 2 or more places on a single trip, so I found it really relatable.