(Lights Brighten)
(Curtains Rise)
A couple enjoying a relaxing day under the sun on the beach.
The man is next to the woman.

(The man begins to ask a question)
???: Hey Jane?
Jane: Yes Alex?
Alex: Why are ghosts bad liars?
Jane(Under her breath): …Not this again.
Alex(Excitedly): Because you can see right through them.
Alex(sheepishly grins)
(Divorce attorney enters the right stage)

(Lights dim)

(Papers can be heard shuffling as a man weeps)

(Curtains close)