There are simply no pros to pineapple on pizza. “It may be healthy,” says my classmate, but I personally have a distaste for it so strong, health does not matter. I have tried this noxious dish. My mother once ordered it for me. Let me tell you what ensued: do you know what happens when you taste something so disgusting, that you can’t even swallow it? You have to spit it out?

That’s what I, in fact, did.

What’s your views on pineapple pizza?