A Guy and a Girl are sitting on a park bench talking and eating from a large bag of DORITOS
Girl: OMG…She did not just take this ugly fucking selfie?
Boy: Eats chip as girl curses. (CRUNCH)
Girl:What the fuck!… Is she serious?
Boy: Eats chip as girl curses. (CRUNCH)
Girl: Ooo…Look at this bitch. Yas! Get it.
Boy: Eats chip as girl curses. (CRUNCH)
Girl: Oh shit! They’re dating?
Boy: Eats chip as girl curses. (CRUNCH)
Guy:I know! She’s such a slut.
Girl: Eats chip as guy curses. (CRUNCH)
Guy: But he’s so fucking hot.
Girl: (reaches in the bag for another Dorito, before
looking in to see that there are no more Dorito chips.)
WHAT THE FUCK!
DORITOS slash and burn logo appears on screen.