After you’ve loaded your system with enough America’s Choice PB&Js to somewhat mop up the sludge you’ll soon be putting into your body, it’s time to worry about drinking (economically of course). Here are some DO’s and DON’T for guzzling on a budget.

DO: Find the liquor store! Be prepared to to add an extra 0 to your bill if you’re drinking in the club/ bar, which is completely and totally unnecessary. Bring a bottle back for you and your friends to get started. Or for some personal jet fuel of course; BE SURE TO CALL AN UBER!

DON’T: Start drinking at the bar/ club, unless you have the money to keep up with a tab of course.