Cocaine … Cardinals?

Cocaine-Filled Condoms Intercepted On Way To Vatican

German customs officials intercepted a shipment of cocaine destined for the Vatican in
January, weekly Bild am Sonntag reported Sunday.

Officers at Leipzig airport found 340 grams (12 ounces) of the drug packed into 14 condoms inside a shipment of cushions coming from South America, the paper, reported citing a German customs report. It said the package was simply addressed to the Vatican postal office, meaning any of the Catholic mini-state’s 800 residents could have picked it up…

800 residents of Vatican City … can’t be that hard to figure out whodunnit can it?

1 thought on “Cocaine … Cardinals?

  1. Anon

    Oh, so THAT’S what a condom looks like. I’ve been using the wrong thing all along. I need the kind with the zip-lock seal.


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