Ladies and gentleman: the loosestrife. A nice enough looking plant, member of the lythrum family, and found growing wild in most continents. However, consider its darker side: it can grow taller than Carmello Anthony, cluster in colonies up to eight feet wide, and its fruit is also called a “capsule.” Does this sound at all like something out of sci-fi? Oh, we forgot to mention: they can resist drought.
Here you go. A plant bigger than a man, that doesn’t need water.
Please write a short paragraph as though you were Stephen King, and cast “loosestrife” as you please.