I have an android. It’s a nice phone. Solid specs, decent camera, lightweight to the point of feeling like air in the palm of my hands, and cheaper than anything Apple could offer me. I spent my entire life with androids, preferring the ability to customize my phone to my liking over a high-end camera and imessage games. What I didn’t know came with any android was the unceasing ridicule from every iphone user on the face of this planet. To my knowledge, there has never been an absence of iPhone users flaunting their garbage in front of my face. In the past I couldn’t say anything because I always had the phone that was the source of this ridicule. This all changed a bit more than a year ago however.
After several fun stories that include youtube comment rappers, a phone bought off of wish.com, and a lightning strike, I managed to get scammed by T-Mobile into paying more for a phone than I ever needed to. But those are stories for future prompts. LG G8 ThinQ. This was actually a pretty significant increase from my old phone, a low end LG phone that escapes me right now. From the moment I laid my hands on a phone that was even moderately decent, I never let an iPhone user talk down to me again. Gone were the days where I had to endure people calling my camera pixelated, my phone a brick, and my storage trash. In the most over the top way possible, I made any Iphone user who had the guts to even mention my phone being an android stop saying words for minutes on end. The people at my job probably stopped talking about my android when I threw it into a sink full of water to prove a point. I have probably become the very annoying person who speaks about their phone whenever I get the chance that I hate…but I don’t really care. IPhone users need to be humbled and it brings me joy to do some humbling.
Oh… I probably should have actually mentioned what makes my phone… better… ehhhhhh we be aight.